This took a lot of guts for me to pair these two tops together.  I looked in the mirror, took a deep breath, and faced the big bad world.  I kid, I kid. I tend to exaggerate. Once I did wear this though, I realized I kind of loved it.  It was nice to be able to pair random things together.  Though I met a friend for lunch in this outfit, and her eyes crossed.  She probably thought I had gotten dressed in the dark.  This lunch, however, was super entertaining.  That poor waiter… Little did he know, he was going to have to deal with my sarcasm.  Here’s one example of many that occurred within that short hour and a half.

“I’ll have a diet coke, please. Thanks.”

“Is diet pepsi ok?”

quick answer: “psh NO it isn’t.” 

(Awkward ten second silence.)

After I absorbed that scared facial expression, I told him I was kidding, and gave that awkward little chuckle after someone doesn’t get your sarcasm.  The sad part, is that this happened at least three more times.  Each time, he tried to come up with something funny to say back, but miserably failed.  

Poor lad.